March 1, 2005
I thought about sending you something to let you know that I hadn't forgotten your birthday. Happy Birthday. You are OLD now. You will be a grandpa soon. Old, old, old. Yes, you are closing in on a state of being called "geriatric". Nice, huh?
Being the loving and YOUNGER of us two, 29 has its advantages; I felt it was my duty to remind you in such a way that you are OLD. Not just ancient. OLD. Past your prime. Done in. Done for. It's all downhill now. A steep decent into the abyss of OLD age. Yes, I am so considerate that I would help remind you. Yes, you are OLD. Not older, as some would lead you to believe, but OLD. In the event that senility were to set in, I feel it is my duty, my given RIGHT, to make sure that you are up to date on current events. The most current event